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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's job has perks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hate it when i just want to take a break but it smells like shit

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

That's when you get to explore the office building to find new restrooms.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We have a "flush as soon as it hits the water" rule at my job.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I remember when I blew my exes mind with that trick. She went to the bathroom after me and couldn't understand why it didn't smell