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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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A fine shitpost

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay but plumbing for waste disposal is actually insane. You're telling me that this weird looking chair takes my poop and just... makes it disappear? Takes if off of my property entirely?? They process it so it doesn't stink up everything??? Kids these days take it all for granted!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ngl collecting it in a bucket has its perks. You can use it as manure.

Also with egg prices these days you need an alternative during halloween.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

You would not want human manure. Human manure will eventually kill you. Pathogenic bacteria, viruses, prions, parasites, amoebas, heavy metals, plastic, the list could go on for ages but these are my biggest concerns. You will eventually contract a horrific illness from human manure, and it will cause you to wither to a husk before killing you. 0/10, do not recommend.

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

4channer with hygeine? Fake and gay

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Poopin on company time!

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why is it called a restroom? No one goes to rest there. Why is it not called a shitroom?

[–] stray@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago

I don't know about men's rooms, but in the past is was the norm for women's rooms to have little lounges where women could literally rest and recover from the difficulties of being so delicate and inferior.

I've seen some modern versions that seem to primarily be for breastfeeding without randos leering at you, but they're not common in any of the places I've lived.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do sometimes. Wash hands, touch upmakeup, sit for a minute after using facilities.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Are there chairs in women's toilets for resting? Or do you just sit in a toilet booth on the actual toilet to rest?

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Cushioned benches! It's often quite cozy, but they added a breastfeeding/rest room recently and I just nap in there now

Suspended ceilings are pretty normal, the privacy and countertops make them easy to reach. I like to just lurk up there. Not over the stalls, obviously. I'm not a creep.

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Now that would be a shitty name :(

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because restroom is less crude. Being crude where it's unnecessary is associated with antisocial behavior.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but restroom is a weird name that doesn't convey its purpose.

Call it the porcelain throne room if you want to be less crude.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In asia, the whole room is called toilet or wc.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Water Closet, but its always abbreviated

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

On site no less.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please don't shit in the restrooms, I take unofficial breaks in there

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hate it when i just want to take a break but it smells like shit

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

That's when you get to explore the office building to find new restrooms.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We have a "flush as soon as it hits the water" rule at my job.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I remember when I blew my exes mind with that trick. She went to the bathroom after me and couldn't understand why it didn't smell

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I honestly don't get it. Is this like an anti joke thing? It's funny because it's literally just a shit post about restrooms existing?

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

It's also pleasantly wholesome to thank the bathroom. Appreciating the small things in life is a healthy mental habit, and it's just nice to see Anon being healthy.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 27 points 2 days ago

Thanks Obama

[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

A~~r~~n~~az~~on

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

is the date cropped because it's from today? because it seems like you went looking for the first post with greentext for the purpose of submitting anything

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world -5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I know what greentexts are, just because I think yours is low effort slop doesn't mean I need it explained.

[–] stray@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does greentext need to age before it's palatable?

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 1 points 1 day ago

What is the point? Genuine question.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 2 days ago

This is commentslop.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought 4chan was dead? Are people posting green texts somewhere else now?

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A) 4Chan isn't dead

B) Greentexts are a part of imageboard culture in general

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Ah, I see now that they brought it back after a couple weeks.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

You expect effort in a greentext post?

I come here to laugh at the idiots on 4chan, not think.