this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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is the date cropped because it's from today? because it seems like you went looking for the first post with greentext for the purpose of submitting anything
No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.
I know what greentexts are, just because I think yours is low effort slop doesn't mean I need it explained.
Does greentext need to age before it's palatable?
No, you missed the point.
What is the point? Genuine question.
This is commentslop.
I thought 4chan was dead? Are people posting green texts somewhere else now?
A) 4Chan isn't dead
B) Greentexts are a part of imageboard culture in general
Ah, I see now that they brought it back after a couple weeks.
You expect effort in a greentext post?
I come here to laugh at the idiots on 4chan, not think.