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[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Our product ships with a dick smashing hammer, but you can disable it if you want

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Once every update the product might decide on a whim to smash it's dick again.

[–] onwardknave@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

We just want to make sure we're smashing the right dicks.