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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An asshole would tighten significantly under that trauma. Plus, the coal would singe and make brittle the surrounding tissues, creating an impassable butt channel. The solution is either a jackhammer, or, surgically open a hole on the other side, thread a chain through and out the asshole, attach it to the coal, and have a horse pull it into the ass.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

thanks, this will surely be helpful in the future

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Forreal. Forget the guillotine, I want hot coal anal chains