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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The list, as released by the government:

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

do they get lump coal, hot off the grill, shoved up their asses?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

An asshole would tighten significantly under that trauma. Plus, the coal would singe and make brittle the surrounding tissues, creating an impassable butt channel. The solution is either a jackhammer, or, surgically open a hole on the other side, thread a chain through and out the asshole, attach it to the coal, and have a horse pull it into the ass.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thanks, this will surely be helpful in the future

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Forreal. Forget the guillotine, I want hot coal anal chains

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Seems a pretty forgiving punishment if you ask me.