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Lol I'm the opposite I think.
Nobody wants me. I don't look great, my personality (sense of humour) can be obnoxious, etc.
But if a girl is interested in me, everything after that is just natural. I always thought I had zero game, but maybe it's the opposite? Maybe I have game, I'm just not attractive in any way lol
Maybe you just have something like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resting_bitch_face
I was on the plane next to someone who i thought was going to be incredibly grouchy but as soon as I had to ask him something he was incredibly nice and fun to talk to.
I've been told I look grouchy. I'm also heavily overweight (working on getting it back to just "technically overweight") and the male pattern baldness is starting to set in so my usual hairstyle is "just take it all off please".
I've joked before that my dating life and my job interviews are the same: once we meet in person for the first time, there's a 90% chance we're going to see each other again. Getting there though? Heh good luck to me.