Don't need ChatGPT to sabotage my chances with a girl. I've been an expert at that myself for years.
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Lol I'm the opposite I think.
Nobody wants me. I don't look great, my personality (sense of humour) can be obnoxious, etc.
But if a girl is interested in me, everything after that is just natural. I always thought I had zero game, but maybe it's the opposite? Maybe I have game, I'm just not attractive in any way lol
Maybe you just have something like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resting_bitch_face
I was on the plane next to someone who i thought was going to be incredibly grouchy but as soon as I had to ask him something he was incredibly nice and fun to talk to.
I've been told I look grouchy. I'm also heavily overweight (working on getting it back to just "technically overweight") and the male pattern baldness is starting to set in so my usual hairstyle is "just take it all off please".
I've joked before that my dating life and my job interviews are the same: once we meet in person for the first time, there's a 90% chance we're going to see each other again. Getting there though? Heh good luck to me.
I got a normal reply, but with
Would you like me to help you draft a specific reply based on what you were talking about before she sent that?
I like the use of bold text.
Remember beeper code? I didn't know what 143 meant in 10th grade, responded inappropriately, maybe missed out on handful in a lifetime romance.
I laugh at kids for how in love they get, how seriously they take music, etc, but it's real. Magic is still real at that age. Fucking pre t9
Magic is real then but it's fire unconstrained by the wisdom necessary not to get burned. As I grew older I learned to capture the lightning and the fire. It's not as hot, but I do not cherish the hearth for its ability to scorch me, I can still hurt myself with it plenty. But it will keep me plenty warm and it will feed me and comfort me far better than the bonfire I burned myself on as a kid.
Thanks for explaining what it means. Also you laugh at people for falling in love and listening to the message? Do you even rage against the machine?
So you're telling me there's a chance?
Seriously. These are better odds than I normally get.
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