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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

What do you mean one of them? What kind of moron doesn't carry a knife as part of their regular kit? Just today, I forgot my knife and was boned because I couldn't open a thing until I got home. Knives are handy.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I did for a while, and I never needed it. I've never needed to open something out and about where a key wasn't perfectly capable.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Funny thing is... I ALWAYS have a knife on me, and I rarely have a key.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 54 minutes ago

Weird, I always have my keys. How do you get into your home?

Whats interesting is that, in my experience, people find it SUPER weird for you to have a knife

Then a couple hours later, they're asking to borrow it to open something

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

We should only question those who don't regularly carry knives. Are they even trying to be contributing members of society at that point?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I don't go camping with people who can't drive stick

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I would, but then I'd probably make them learn while we were camping and give them some practice on fire roads etc

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I usually take them out, and kick them into the river. It's the only merciful thing to do with people that can't drive stick.