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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[โ€“] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The current head of Toilet Paper USA is a woman. J.D. Vance's demon spawn just needs to develop some complications in utero and the prophecy will be realized.

[โ€“] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but she'll just have an abortion in secret somewhere. The rules don't apply to them lol.