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All I gotta say is use a cup of water and a cover and your microwaved food quality will be so much better.
I like to buy those premade breakfast sandwiches from the store and the microwave is so much nicer since it is faster. The directions for ovens always want you to do something like 20-30 minutes which is effectively how much time it takes to make the damn thing, piece by piece. Granted you’re not making it, but I digress.
But the microwave makes the bread hard and the center cold.
So use a cover and place a single cup of water under the cover with your food, or use butter in the cup if you want a little extra flavor added. It’s not really that noticeable, so I don’t do it often.
You’ll notice your food comes out so much better. I did this last night with one of those sandwiches and it was so perfectly cooked and the bread was perfect. I also do this to reheat pizza and it works wonders so you don’t end up with hard crust and a watery underside.