this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2025

37 points (97.4% liked)

Buttcoin

1640 readers

7 users here now

Buttcoin is the future of online butts. Buttcoin is a peer-to-peer butt. Peer-to-peer means that no central authority issues new butts or tracks butts.

A community for hurling ordure at cryptocurrency/blockchain dweebs of all sorts. We are only here for debate as long as it amuses us. Meme stocks are also on topic.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

dgerard@awful.systems

37

My name is Sam Bankman-Fried, esq. Your pro malo attorney at LOL (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 1 day ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems

8 comments fedilink hide all child comments

archive: https://archive.is/fYNS4

expertise may not be transferable, but dumbass really is

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If there were a pokemon whose ability is "Confidently Incorrect"

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would SBF evolve into Sam Altman or vice versa?

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 5 points 1 day ago

probably more of a shin megami tensei deal where you have to fuse one with a mushroom or something and you get the other

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Closest abilities I have off the top of my head are maybe “Own Tempo” or “Hustle”. Or the held item “Blunder Policy”

E: also: Unaware, Cloud Nine, Oblivious

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 4 points 19 hours ago

Huge Power