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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Stroke. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Ok, I'll be ecstatic when he dies but not so much that I'll stroke one out.

Orrrrrrr? No, I'll just throw a little party...with hookers and blackjack!!

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

A quote from the redacted Epstein files?