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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

what if she farts, or accidentally poops.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

probably get more than just pinkeye.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How the fuck do you accidentally poop 

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Love is like farts.

If you force either, it can turn to shit.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you were born in the 1980s according to this joke

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

I don't know how that's derived...

If there is a correlation, couldn't I have heard it from someone who was?

Also... it's no joke. ;)

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When you let one rip and you go: "oh shit!"

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, shit.
Sorry for being anal, punctuation matters.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

I do remote work. I'm the shart lieutenant.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

the sound of sounding

[–] dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't worry

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Discover if you've got a scatological fetish

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Is that what the scatman is?