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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Isn't that more

"Hey"

"Hello"

"Are you there?

"Why are you ignoring me?"

"Okay whatever, you're fat anyway"

"Whore!"

*dick pic*

"Hello?"