this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

With only a little bit of cancer and microplastics

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

~~Marks~~ Customers can have a little bit of cancer, as a treat.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry, once average boob size gets outrageously large, they'll start lacing it with another powder to shrink them down again which can increase their cancer benefits package from the previous powder by up to 300%