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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] gws@programming.dev 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

HF won't dissolve a body but if you work with it you'll probably become the next one.

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

To be fair, a lot of stuff like this is intentionally wrong for people potentially like in the OP but not being ironic. Like a chip of fulminated mercury blowing up a building but somehow not touching off the rest of the bag; though the rest of the bag may have just been actual meth.

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And it blew the fucking AC unit out of the window, but their ears are fine!

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lmao I thought the exact same during a Terminator 2 rewatch recently where they’re shooting inside a closed elevator with a shotgun and pistol at the T-1000 on top. Erryone getting hearing aids.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

When you have to face Mr.LiquidMurderbot, tinnitus is the least of your worries.

[–] GunValkyrie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Did you know that if you mix equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah well I might not know how to turn gay, but I know what piranha compound is.

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I might not know how to turn gay

Not with that attitude you don’t.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've done my due diligence there, guys aren't hot and my prostate won't do the thing. It's fucked up, but we can't help how we're born. 🤷‍♂️

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta respect the empirical approach🙏