gigachad : “what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves western culture and seeks a strengthening of souls when all you do is whine for special treatment from inbred aristocrats. Yeah, I’m a sinful hedonist but at least I'm honest about it. I don't wax poetics to jerk myself off online and then lecture Twitter with some seventh grade interpretation of how Ceasar from Fallout is some profound, suave mastermind. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious!”

What have you white suburbanites done for American culture? The prep aesthetic? Japan had to do all the heavy lifting to make it cool for you. Black culture, Jewish culture, immigrant culture, and LGBT culture is responsible for everything worth a damn in this hellhole. Sit down, princess. Stick to memes.