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Who should I call about the delusional man on my TV screen? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 days ago

Call the police. Then realise the TV is off, and you're seeing yourself reflected in the black screen holding a banana to your ear. Write down "I am awake" in your journal again