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Who should I call about the delusional man on my TV screen? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 5 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Ghostbusters

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 5 points 5 days ago

The tv isnt on.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 days ago

Call the police. Then realise the TV is off, and you're seeing yourself reflected in the black screen holding a banana to your ear. Write down "I am awake" in your journal again

[–] fakasad68@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

Shoot your TV

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

One delusional man!?
I see dozens of them on my TV screen!
Get out of politics ya crooks!