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[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

How does speaking like a braindead MBA make you look better?

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because that's the target audience of the speech.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 13 points 6 days ago

Stooping to new lows do be the 2026 mantra

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

How else are you going to become an executive and have all the ~~slaves~~ employees do whatever you want?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Because generally you're justifying your promotion to an MBA anymore. The days of being promoted purely on merit because your boss understands the work you do are LONG gone.