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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back (theonion.com)

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Some of the happiest days of my life have been days I've quit a job.

The days after, when I stressed over finding a new job, and sometimes needing to sell possessions to make rent for the month, weren't great. But, that first day was terrific.