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Vienna Academy of Fine Arts offers Donald Trump a student position (www.der-postillon.com)
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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 20 points 1 week ago

Vienna (dpo) - The renowned Academy of Fine Arts Vienna surprisingly offered Donald Trump a place to study painting today. Although he says he never applied for a place, the US president must now consider whether to continue his political career or rather pursue a dazzling career as a respected artist.

They forgot Bibi. Edit: and Hegseth and Miller.