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[–] Hippy@piefed.social 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why do you need a text editor? Just use radiation to bit flip the memory into the configuration you need.

[–] molten_boron@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Just need a magnetized needle and a steady hand.