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So you're telling me higher temperatures means it's more like a monkey on a typewriter? So with a long enough period of time and enough chatgpts...
"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!"
You stupid monkey (now I have the dankmus song stuck in my head)
Dental plan!