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Beautiful But Deadly (media.piefed.zip)
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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Code will ALWAYS do EXACTLY what you tell it to do, and that is specifically the problem.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tell that to undefined behaviour

[–] entropicdrift 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just threw up in my mouth a little

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Make sure to try - catch the vomit in the event it potentially escapes your mouth.