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[–] s@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So mad The Bible cut the sex scene that shows how baby Jesus was made

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Especially when they have the softcore in song of Solomon and the interracial gangbang in Ezekiel 23 (like it goes into detail about how much they ejaculate all over the women). And they're not 100% explicit but Abraham tries to get Sarah (who is both his wife and half-sister) to cuck him several times in Genesis (god keeps cockblocking it by alerting the other party, who is always like dude, ew!), and there's more than a couple incest scenes in Genesis as well.

Honestly most of the positive aspect I've gotten out of the Bible is actually a fair amount of comfort in knowing that humans really have not changed. One of the oldest and most widely distributed set of texts humanity has ever written has way more depraved shit in it than HBO. The puritans in particular really did the religion a disservice by trying to make these people sound virtuous because half the time the only thing that keeps the "good guys" from doing absolutely heinous shit is literal divine intervention.

[–] jamie_veal@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ezekiel 23

What the fucking fuck!

Thinking back to actually being encouraged to read the bible as a child. Wonder how that would've turned out.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah when I said 'explicit interracial gangbang with facials' I was not in any way exaggerating. It's just sitting there in every Gideon's in every hotel bedside table.