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[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 88 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A based 4 chan post? I'm speechless

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

IIRC that was from leftypol rather than 4chan but I have that saved on my PC because I deadass think that qualifies as theory.

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Voldemort dying to an obscure legal technicality is a perfect quantum of the liberal worldview - I feel like there's some kind of spiritual connection or a phantom here of the liberals trying to impeach Trump, except in that case nothing happened because in real life the rules don't actually matter and you don't win just cause some arcane trivia says that you should.

Edit: Oh, this is why you should finish reading the thing before you comment, they precisely called exactly this happening. The immortal science wins again!

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This and the fanfic about Harry Potter shooting Death Eaters with a gun are my Hogwarts theory

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I remember an old YouTube channel called How It Should Have Ended animating a skit about Snape using a time turner to go back in time to shoot Voldemort before he kills Harry's mom. I assume they bang after, because this was late 00's YouTube after all

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Let's see ol Voldemort wriggle his way out of this one!