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What is Superman "Kryptonite"? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by ooli3@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

The second she gets a suntan the kid'll kick right through her stomach. The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman. That or he wears a kryptonite condom, which could kill him..

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Ugh. I'm not even supposed to be here today.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman.

… well, there’s his cousin for one…

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

That would solve the cat problem