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It will handle your socials, chats, your agenda, your website, your credit card, your vacations, your photos from the moment of activation to well after death....
All so you can spend more time generating value for your masters and overlords. Huzzah, we've eliminated the pesky scourge of free time!
Also so they can easily predict who is with them and who is against them. Who’s got the hot new ideas so they can beat them to market. Who might challenge the status quo.
Well, there's an absolutely plausible motive that I hadn't considered, yet. Fuuuuuuck.
Are you trying to tell me that my computer will remember me better than my kids?
No. The server will simply keep raising your kids after you're gone and better than you ever could.
If they marketed “Agentic AI” as a way for someone to disappear from the internet entirely and be replaced by AI, I’d finally get onboard.
Basically don't know how to interpret "autobrowse" in any other way. Bit like "autopilot", you "should" have the hands on the steering wheel but...