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I wish I could make a pizza at home for $1.50. For $1.50, I can make the crust. No sauce, no cheese, no toppings.
"Hey, Jimmy, gimme a pie with nothin'!"
"Nothin'?"
It is still cheaper to buy everything for a pepperoni or cheese pizza to make at home than even a Little Ceasars pizza, tho. Can make a bigger pizza, too.
None pizza?
At least add some left beef.
I just saw what you were referencing here as it randomly showd up on my feed. I was confused by this reply all day until now. 🤣
that's focaccia