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[โ€“] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When you call a dog, they come running all excited to know why one of their favorite humans wanted their attention.

When you call a cat, you get a voicemail recorded yawn that translates to: "Please leave a message, and I will get back to you sometime on Tuesday after my second nap, maybe, if you forgot to fill my food bowl. Fucking dumbass deaf horrible hunting Thumb!"

Edit: Yes, I am implying that cats have racial slurs for every species including their ~~owners~~ slaves, and are little psychopathic assholes about it.

IDK maybe your cat just doesn't like you