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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do you have (thing I want)?

Well, no

oh... it's on Netflix though...

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's on Netflix then there's a torrent. I'll set it to download.

Or

Then you're welcome to sign in with yours.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they give the reaction as OP's image then I was wasting my time to begin with.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do give that reaction, yeah 

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those who aren't worth the effort will, yeah.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

8 years ago, I sat with my then-girlfriend at her parents' house thinking of things we wanted to watch. We thought of like 20 shows and films, and each one we looked up was not on her parents' Netflix.

Netflix's selection has only gotten worse since then.

Nothing anyone wants is on Netflix.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It will take an hour to get it off usenet in 4k quality, no worries.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago

An hour? Geez.