Amateur mistake to not already have that ready to go.
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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The fool decided to talk to a girl instead of spending 180hrs+ downloading, compressing, formating, naming, indexing, installing, hosting and trouble shooting.
This is why China is ahead they got this figured out, they just got rid of the women.
What you described is very automatable. Not the getting rid of women the think with the nas and stuff
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"Damn, it's not working......want to fool around instead??"
Pro move
pulls jester cap from purse
..sure..
I put on my robe and wizard hat
I cast Fireball!
~~No, I actually don't care how big the room is and no I don't care about my party members taking damage, should've taken a fire retardation potion instead of becoming a retard who's on fire.~~
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The other day I wanted to watch a movie. I had it all set up. I started streaming Jellyfin to my tv. The movie started playing at 5 frames per minute....
Turns out my pc can't handle heavy transcoding at all. It also doesn't have a gpu, so that doesn't help.
Will it not play the raw movie if you are on LAN?
Also, many CPUs have hardware transcoders these days, so I’m not sure which Jellyfin supports.
To your point, there can be a little groundwork to get cpu transcoding to work right with Jellyfin on Linux. It's a little easier on Windows.
Download all content in HEVC level 5.1 or below and it should play on everything without needing transcoding
Doesn't need a GPU, your CPU might have a transcoder, just need to configure it in Jellyfin.
Forget transcoding, have it in a playable format.You can run that on a toaster.
As others have said, GPU may not be required.
I use a 2019 SFF desktop (no dedicated GPU) for Jellyfin, and transcoding for my 65" TV hardly increases cpu.
If you can figure out why it's transcoding and fix that, it makes a big difference. Mine transcodes because of subtitles and there's no fixing it (the Tizen Jellyfin app is the problem - I'm just glad to have the app at all).
The key is to know what formats, aspect ratio, etc, your TV handles natively and save files in that version. Fortunately my TV handles MKV natively but Jellyfin on Samsung doesn't respect the Display Aspect Ratio flag, so I have to hard convert everything to square pixels in the proper aspect ratio (16:9,4:3, 3.5:3,etc) based on the original source. It's a little extra work but scripting ffmpeg solves it. Future devices will surely handle square pixels and forced aspect ratio fine.
Do you save the source video as well? And does the jellyfin ecosystem have anything where I can have multiple copies of a video and it switches based on transfer conditions?
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Insta-wife
Do you have (thing I want)?
Well, no
oh... it's on Netflix though...
If it's on Netflix then there's a torrent. I'll set it to download.
Or
Then you're welcome to sign in with yours.
So you're back at the op pic
If they give the reaction as OP's image then I was wasting my time to begin with.
8 years ago, I sat with my then-girlfriend at her parents' house thinking of things we wanted to watch. We thought of like 20 shows and films, and each one we looked up was not on her parents' Netflix.
Netflix's selection has only gotten worse since then.
Nothing anyone wants is on Netflix.
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Fake: Anon is at friends house.
Gay: Anon is at a guys house.
What does Norway have to do with it?
Finland flag.
But that's Finland
america anon posts
It's the country where I want to be pony trekking or camping or just watching TV.
Behold, the flag of United USA of Northern America:
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Fucking a. I have everything set up nicely through streamio to just work but every time I have somebody over the fucking real debrid service goes down and I look like a real dummy.
Can I interest you in a NAS and an old laptop running debian plugged into a TV, with the Ethernet cable running to it duck-taped to the wall?
Asking for a friend, what is the point to debriding and what service do you like to use yourself? Stremio has been working for me without one for awhile
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It's likely the scraper. Torrentio is getting really bad. I highly recommend adding the elfhosted comet.
elfhosted
I believe
There. Just saved you half an hour waiting for your download to complete.
Saved but also "half hour downloads" are a thing of the past with gigabit fiber and usenetting
Kinda depends on what your downloading. Movies in the 2160p resolution are getting into the 10s of Gigs. And you still need a seed with comparable bandwidth serving the file you want.
See: usenet. No seeds, just constant maximum DL speeds
Its been my experience at least that once a site gets too good it gets shutdown. I got tired of that dance so I just properly setup radarr and Sonarr with Usenet.
Half hour? For anything with more than one Russian seeder you just wait ~60 secs for the first couple bytes then you can begin copying your Linux ISO to disk immediately.
Why everyone doesnt use these is beyond me.
Co workers complaining about a $200 cable bill and I just sit there and smile.
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I just posted about how I hate that modern humans have zero patience for me to even put a dvd in 😅 thank goodness I dont have to try to date one of these idiots
#eathotchip
Sent this to my partner. I didn't have subtitles so I had to go find it real quick 🤣
That's the actual struggle, finding the srt that matched your release all the way to the end.
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