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[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 146 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Amateur mistake to not already have that ready to go.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fool decided to talk to a girl instead of spending 180hrs+ downloading, compressing, formating, naming, indexing, installing, hosting and trouble shooting.

This is why China is ahead they got this figured out, they just got rid of the women.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What you described is very automatable. Not the getting rid of women the think with the nas and stuff

[–] 01011@monero.town 2 points 1 month ago

Are you saying that we shouldn't walk and chew gum at the same time?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ok, Google how long does it take to learn how to program?:

"Learning to program can take anywhere from three months to six years..."

Mmmmm

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'm impressed with all the people who watch TV because everyone knows step 1 is to learn how to build a TV.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Name checks out?

[–] Tilgare@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He didn't tell you to program a bespoke tool, you tool.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Damn, it's not working......want to fool around instead??"

Pro move

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pulls jester cap from purse
..sure..

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I cast Fireball!

~~No, I actually don't care how big the room is and no I don't care about my party members taking damage, should've taken a fire retardation potion instead of becoming a retard who's on fire.~~

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

A girl once did that, and when i drove home, i was awfully proud of whatever i did to deserve that.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The other day I wanted to watch a movie. I had it all set up. I started streaming Jellyfin to my tv. The movie started playing at 5 frames per minute....

Turns out my pc can't handle heavy transcoding at all. It also doesn't have a gpu, so that doesn't help.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Will it not play the raw movie if you are on LAN?

Also, many CPUs have hardware transcoders these days, so I’m not sure which Jellyfin supports.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

To your point, there can be a little groundwork to get cpu transcoding to work right with Jellyfin on Linux. It's a little easier on Windows.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Download all content in HEVC level 5.1 or below and it should play on everything without needing transcoding

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Doesn't need a GPU, your CPU might have a transcoder, just need to configure it in Jellyfin.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Forget transcoding, have it in a playable format.You can run that on a toaster.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As others have said, GPU may not be required.

I use a 2019 SFF desktop (no dedicated GPU) for Jellyfin, and transcoding for my 65" TV hardly increases cpu.

If you can figure out why it's transcoding and fix that, it makes a big difference. Mine transcodes because of subtitles and there's no fixing it (the Tizen Jellyfin app is the problem - I'm just glad to have the app at all).

The key is to know what formats, aspect ratio, etc, your TV handles natively and save files in that version. Fortunately my TV handles MKV natively but Jellyfin on Samsung doesn't respect the Display Aspect Ratio flag, so I have to hard convert everything to square pixels in the proper aspect ratio (16:9,4:3, 3.5:3,etc) based on the original source. It's a little extra work but scripting ffmpeg solves it. Future devices will surely handle square pixels and forced aspect ratio fine.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you save the source video as well? And does the jellyfin ecosystem have anything where I can have multiple copies of a video and it switches based on transfer conditions?

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't save the original as I'm converting largely to save space anyway.

Some movies at 6+ gb, after converting to a 1gb file they look the same on a 65" TV. Since most of this is DVD source, I'm not really losing any quality (DVD is 720*480).

Even if my sources were Blu-Ray I'd still convert, but I'd target a larger screen size, just in case.

I don't think Jellyfin can choose a different source file for different devices, it just doesn't really make sense. Transcoding when needed really takes so little I don't even notice it. I've run multiple video conversions (4+) while streaming, and syncing my media folder to the NAS and never have a glitch. And my hardware is old.

You could setup a movie library using the "Shows" type, which will support multiple versions of the same movie under a single poster/name in the library. It would take a little manual work to name the movies so you'd know which was "mobile friendly".

Or you could just create 2 movie libraries, one for large screens and one for mobile. You just keep the actual files in 2 different folders, so when you create a library it only uses that folder as a source.