PieMePlenty

I'll scan my ass.

Yeah, but they did it differently during the renaissance.

I can't help you with your addiction, I can only offer warm glow.

Modern society is telling me I need to take melatonin.
I tell modern society I make my own melatonin, and sleep perfectly fine because my lights are warm in the evening.

Yep, this exactly. You could even read news and weather on it. Some channels had the ability to send an SMS and it would show up in a teletext chat! I checked every channel if it had teletext and CartoonNetwork had amazing pixel art on it.

We still have killer clowns, but we have all this other shit too :) I hope that cheers you up. We haven't lost anything, we only gained!

They probably will when the steam store turns to shit, valve stops supporting Linux and making hardware they want, stops doing family sharing, and pretty much removes everything from the steam client except the store.

You have to admit, valve has a pretty good reason to be liked by consumers.

It reeks of "manufactured organic content" if that makes sense. This may not have been OPs intention, but it kinda checks those marks:

• post content, praise it, don't mention you make and sell it
• another user finds out you make and sell it, posts store link
• post disguised as advert, manufactured organic conversation around the product creates an effective advertisment

It leaves a bad taste in my mouth because this is what modern advertising is and I prefer to have full transparency. A disclosure in the post would have been nice. Again, I'm not saying this was OP's intention, it just hits the same points.

I got them from Etsy

Ugh.. just say you made them if is your shop.. this is leaving a bad taste in my mouth, even if the product looks nice..

We just need biologically accelerated decryption mechanisms in our brain so we can read encrypted data directly. Keys are safely stored in a new organ which gets implemented at birth.

pulls jester cap from purse
..sure..

I have a very broad taste, so I play it all.. except sports games. Usually stop before the 200h mark for all games. I think that's the division I see the most: gamers who play it all and sports gamers. There's niche subdivisions like people who stick to one genre or old games only but I can relate with them because.. I play it all.