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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 57 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"Oh yeah, I'm a big gamer. I play FIFA and COD. And next year I'll play next year's FIFA and COD."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I've been playing Halo 1 on the original XBox for half my life and I'm in my 40s

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 18 points 2 days ago

That's literally my barber. Every time i sit there he asks: you play video games, right. And i'm like :yeah. Then he asks what i'm playing, and i just name the games i play right now. Just four or five games. Over the span of almost 10 years now, he hasn't heard of any game I've played. When i ask him back, the answer is always either fifa or cod or both.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

COD Madden bros are the absolute fucking worst

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

The thing that i don't get is that they always seem to hate the games the most, but are always excited to get the new one.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah fifa and cod are awesome 😎