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Woman claims to have impregnated herself with Epstein's semen and sent him a pint of mormon blood from her youngest daughter every week in exchange for her school funding (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Bruh a pint of blood a week is insane?

You would need 8 mormons to do that safely.

What do you even use it for? Communing with Joseph Smith?

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 24 points 2 weeks ago

Could be this is intentionally written to be absurd to try to make other claims also seem less trustworthy. Could be metaphorical/euphemism.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You think these people do anything safely?

They used Gmail for a pedo ring...

But yea wtf were they doing with it?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter when you're guaranteed immunity?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That was my first thought as well. This wouldn’t have been a small operation, others would necessarily have been involved. What did she do to convince them? Did she pose as a blood drive employee? Did she institute a blood bucket ritual? Did she bribe a blood bank? And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

And what service do you use? Just FedEx it?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 weeks ago

And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.

People who want control and guaranteed silence and services.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Satanic pedo rituals probably.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I doubt these people believe in literal Satan; regardless of whatever names they use, they believe in actual money. So whether God, yhwh, Jesus, Allah, Satan, Babylon, Dagon (the miter that the pope* wears), Shiva, Kali , the names tell is what qualities they worship, in addition to money. But I'm just guessing.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh the Antichrist is real alright.

And her name is… Greta Thunberg

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/10/peter-thiel-lectures-antichrist

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah I’m not convinced these kid fuckers were at all supernaturally inclined. Maybe to blackmail people? Like doing it for the photos?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do engage in rituals. Aleister Crowley was a British Parliamentarian, spy, Golden Dawn member, and ritualist. He spent his money and sanity in persuit of the lifestyle, and some remember him fondly, others not so much.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

What does Crowley have to do with Epstein?