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I remember in hs, freshman year, physical ed was a required course, and I was one of the guys who hated it. We'd run like 4 laps around the track, then up and down the bleachers, almost every day for a 'warm up'.
So me and some old faces, some new, start lazy-assing around the track. Technically we are jogging, just. Like 6 of us. PE was our first class of the day and it was regular that someone didn't have time that morning and would have to go take a shit. Coach was always annoyed but what you gonna do.
Well one day, we are jogging, and... Emmanuel? 'mini' if I remember right. He starts making noises, like, devastating noises. We are on like lap 2 of 4 and we slow down, even for our usual pace, so we can all stick together.
And then it happens.
He makes this wet, sloshing noise, and we fucking stop. And we all look at him, and he said 'oh fuck, I think I sharted'. Omfg the mix of hilarity, fear, and pity, as he starts waddling down towards the building, and the coach is like 'the fuck' and is then informed of the situation. He was not annoyed that day, not that time.
Mini, if you're reading this, you seemed like a cool dude. And you left a great memory in the brains of several that day.
This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say "don't worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school."
The closing paragraph kind of undercuts that though. Like people may remember, but they'll think you're cool.
The takeaway is clearly to shart in public if you want people to look up to you.
Yeah, some of us never forget and fondly remember every embarrassing moment we've witnessed, thankfully most of us know to not bring it up and just enjoy it to ourselves.
And this memory is rather clear, even though it occurred in the fall of 2007.
We definitely remember shit (heh) like this.