this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2026
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why are greentexts always about guys' first romantic experiences

[–] chooglers@midwest.social 60 points 1 week ago

this one isn't

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Because they're green

[–] vritrahan@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Indicator of the emotional maturity of this comm

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

because it's funny