Ada’s man speaks like this. Ada’s man has no pronouns. Ada’s man gave up pronouns ever since becoming Ada’s man.

At first it felt manly. After all, Ada’s man was next to Ada. And Ada only let men next to Ada.

Still, Ada’s man thinks it’s kinda weird to not be able to use pronouns.

In fact, Ada’s man sorta regrets the whole thing.

The regrets started when Ada’s man was made fun of. Turns out, Ada’s man is made fun of quite often. Ada’s man has heard Ada's man speaks like cavemen. It happens so often that Ada’s man feels dumb and excluded.

The worst part is work. At first, Ada’s man had to redact reports, removing all pronouns. This was seen by coworkers as absurd. And so Ada's man was made fun of by coworkers, bosses, and even customers. This made Ada’s man feel humiliated. The caveman comment was repeated again and again.

However, over time, something changed at work. Surprisingly, Ada’s man ended up being accepted as Ada's man was.

In a way, this wasn't surprising; Ada’s man was a good worker. Ada's man showed up every day and gave Ada's man's best.

But more importantly, something changed in the way coworkers saw Ada's man. They (the coworkers) felt Ada’s man was in a toxic relationship with Ada. They knew Ada from conversations with Ada’s man. They also knew Ada from Ada’s social media. And Ada sounded like an absolute piece of shit.

They felt pity. The cavemen comments gradually stopped. They referred to Ada's man as Ada's man, no pronouns. They just hoped someday Ada's man would be unshackled from Ada's man's Ada.

In a way, Ada's man hoped for the same thing, for something to change. Ada’s man felt the weight on Ada’s man’s shoulders.

But Ada’s man is a man, and Ada’s man wants to be with Ada. After all, Ada's man was willing to forgo "his pronoun" for Ada. At least that what Ada's man has chosen so far.