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This is a joke about HolyC (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Transcendence meme template

function main() {...}

int main() {...}

void main() {...}

U0 main() {...}

/* HolyC example */
U0 Main()
{
  U8 *message = "hello world";
  "%s\n",message;
}
Main;

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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

main =

This message was brought to you by the Haskell gang

let () =

This message was brought to you by the OCaml gang

This message was brought to you by the Python gang (only betas check __name__, assert your dominance and force every import to run your main routine /s)