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Already?? Are people just a lot more horny when it's cold outside?

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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

But they are so horny! How is that not newsworthy? I mean, they are really horny!

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 91 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So we took a bunch of people in their late teens to mid twenties and put them somewhere new and exciting. We're treating them like rock stars. They're all in peak physical form, good looking, and under constant physical and mental stress.

And you're telling me during their time off they're going to be fucking each other? Who could have predicted this !?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Aw, now im jealous. They're sinners!