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Already?? Are people just a lot more horny when it's cold outside?

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[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ll easily use 2 condoms in one session… sometimes it rolls in a bad way or you put too much lube. If I was given 3 condoms to last me the whole Olympics, I’d first thing DoorDash a pack of 30 (since athletes aren’t allowed to leave the village).

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

yeah I mean every time you come you need to throw a new one on.