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Already?? Are people just a lot more horny when it's cold outside?

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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 day ago

normal people

Nah, it's much worse than that... they're young, beautiful people, at the peak of fitness and health, having the best time of their lives yet in serious need of de-stressing due to the competitive nature of the event (yet unable to do drugs and alcohol due to needing to be in top shape and anti-doping regulations), all bunched together in hotels.

Three condoms per person is evidently way too few to contain that.