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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 113 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Eh I wouldn't take it too seriously, I'm pretty sure it's a play on the whole running joke of "saying something ridiculous, then end it with 'You guys don't seriously believe this right?!?'" type of thing. I've seen many of these greentexts that used that format recently.

It's kinda funny to me because it loosely reminds me of same logic as those old rage comic "troll physics" memes like these:

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I just realized I called myself old too :(

2012 was only 7 years ago, right?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

2012 is at least 11 years in the future, I'm pretty sure.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

It was seven years ago, seven years ago.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

And /r/the_donald was just a joke