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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can't be true!

Next you'll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

[โ€“] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the support for genocide.