this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 51 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He said it. He did it. Legend.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 42 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

"I'm going to punch you in the face"

"You're going to get in trouble"

"Okay"

Absolute legend.

[–] Plasma@lemmy.ml 4 points 52 minutes ago

Then he clapped his hands and swung 😭✋🏻

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

This kid's parents should be fucking proud