this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 47 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"I'm going to punch you in the face"

"You're going to get in trouble"

"Okay"

Absolute legend.

[โ€“] Plasma@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago

Then he clapped his hands and swung ๐Ÿ˜ญโœ‹๐Ÿป

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

This kid's parents should be fucking proud