this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 120 points 4 days ago

Man: "Computer! Behave like a woman!"

Computer: "Beep boop. I am a woman. Here are things women say and do."

Man: "Ew, gross! How could the computer do this to me? This is a conspiracy to hurt my feelings!"